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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

TMI Tuesday: Location, Location, Location

Looking at these questions, it appears this is going to be a monumentally boring post from me. "Not yet" on most of them. A shame, really....who wants to help out with that? *smirk* 

1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln's lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)?

Hm. I have to think that sex on top of Devil's Tower would be pretty incredible. (What? It's a national monument).

2. Have you ever "played" with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny's, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)?

I have fondled my partner a few times under the table at a restaurant once but haven't had the opportunities I might like to. No blowjobs under the table, regrettably.

3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)?

No Mile High Club or road head yet. I've had sex in an RV, but it wasn't in motion.

4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss's office)?

I've masturbated in the bathroom at my workplace before. No confessional-worthy sex, though.

5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman's Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)?

This is one of the ones I'd most like to fulfill -- sex under the stars on a beach or out in the Arizona desert with the stars glittering like diamond dust above. 

Bonus: What's your favorite place (of all places) to have sex (i.e. The Bunny Ranch, Las Vegas)?

Wherever and whenever my partner is. That's an easy one. Cool places I'd LIKE to have sex, though, include Yellowstone National Park, Disney World, Wrigley Field, a nude beach on the Riviera, and many many more.

If you want to play too, hit up TMI Tuesday to get your questions! Or just copy from my post. That works too.

 -- PB


Luna Mauvaise said...

Goodness highway hummers? You have not lived man. ;)

Best of luck on fulfilling all those fantasies...I especially enjoy the idea of the AZ desert "with the stars glittering like diamond dust above." Lovely notion.


The Panserbjørne said...

Luna: Ugh, don't I know it. Most of my problem is a volcanic sex drive and extraordinarily active imagination...but partners who are less, um, driven and imaginative. Thus, this blog. :)

Thanks for the nice words!

-- PB

frances said...

aww...what a sweetie you are, "Wherever and whenever my partner is."

The Panserbjørne said...

Frances: I am a total romantic at heart, I'm afraid. Equates with "sap" to some, but I choose to call it a virtue. :)

-- PB

frances said...

i love it! it's making me adore you more and more. (in that nice friendly blogger way, NOT the scary stalker way. promise) ;-)

The Panserbjørne said...

Frances: You know, I'm not sure I'd actually recognize scary stalkers if I had any. I tend to believe the best of people a lot of the time. I wonder if that's another failing. :)

-- PB

frances said...

never! i'm the same way. :-)