I forgot to mention that I threw up a parody piece at Spanky and Tiggs's Erotic Flash Fiction yesterday. I don't know what possessed me to do this, but the idea of writing some deliberately bad erotica just wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. It took longer than I thought and every bit of it was like gouging out my eyeballs with a spoon. It hurts to write that badly. :)
If you're morbidly curious, "And Then They Fucked" can be found here. I take no responsibility for bleeding from the eyes, nose, or ears upon reading.