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Friday, April 23, 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 4-23-10: "Hot for Teacher"

(Photo this week submitted by Dangerous Lilly; thanks, Lilly, for a great one.)

She was the ideal biology teacher, he thought as he shifted uncomfortably in his seat. Certainly every time he looked at her he felt electrochemical reactions firing in his blood, erectile tissues firming, pulse rate increasing, synapses sparking wild scenarios in the neural channels of his brain. Scenarios of her bent over that desk. Of her head bobbing in his lap. Of biology in its...purest form.

“Mr. Mendel!” Her strident voice cut through the pleasant and familiar haze.

He jerked, startled – and sure every lewd thought was written plain as day across his face. “Er....yes?”

“See me after class. We'll see if I can't get your mind back on biology again.”

He flushed in apparent embarrassment, but inside a secret demon was capering in delight. Oh, Miss Watson. You have no idea.

Your challenge for today was to use the picture above and write a flash fiction of 128 - 138 words. Nobody's checking word counts, but you're only cheating yourself if you break the rules. Unless you're doing it to earn a spanking (in which case, see me after class).

We had another fine group of participants this week. Why not go check out their take on this FFF?

Clem:  (Newcomer this week; stop by and say hello.)
Spring Flower:
Sephani Paige:
Lilly:   (Lilly hasn't played with us yet either; drop by and welcome her.)
Max:   (Another newcomer, drop by and say howdy.)
Diable Incarne:
Luna Mauvaise:

Check back here on Monday for the next challenge! 

-- PB


Gray said...

Woohoo!! Definitely yes to staying after class. Love it! Happy FFF!:)

Ms Scarlett said...

LOVE it!!

The Panserbjørne said...

Gray: I'll see you after class, then. Perhaps we can discuss biology and other things. :)

Scarlett: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I rather like that new userpic, myself. :)

-- PB

Cheeky Minx said...

The dog ate my homework... Does this qualify as an after class crime?!

Too, too good...

Anonymous said...

I need some other kind of lessons... if you're the teacher ;-)

Not My Original Vows said...

Biology indeed! Nicely done :)


The Panserbjørne said...

Minx: You'll need to come to my office after class so we can discuss it. It's not the first time I've heard that excuse, after all. :)

Spring Flower: I'm always available for private tutoring. We can discuss the details after class as well. :)

Katia: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

-- PB

nilla said...

Bravo to the host with the most!


snow said...

I didnt do my homework. I need your help, teacher. my pen fell down here (points to bosom) and i just can't seem to reach...