Found today at notalwaysright.com:
Dad: “I found the cause of your clog. Next time, just throw away your condoms. They don’t dissolve, so it’s bad for the toilet.”
Customer: “But my wife and I don’t use condoms…”
(There’s an awkward silence as the customer mulls over what he’s just said.)
Customer: “I think I’ll be having a talk with my wife now.”
Busted Pipes
(My dad is a plumber. One day while trying to fix a clog, he finds a whole bunch of condoms.)Dad: “I found the cause of your clog. Next time, just throw away your condoms. They don’t dissolve, so it’s bad for the toilet.”
Customer: “But my wife and I don’t use condoms…”
(There’s an awkward silence as the customer mulls over what he’s just said.)
Customer: “I think I’ll be having a talk with my wife now.”
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Of Quick Comebacks And Minute Men
(The store is very small with 2 registers and we call customers over one at a time to prevent overcrowding. A customer walks over to register with his wife, without being called.)
Me: “Oh, hold on there, sir. You came too fast.”
Customer’s Wife: “Story of my life.”
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I haven't yet encountered anything like this in my line of work, although I have had a few people tell me what a nice voice I have. How about you folks? Ever had something weirdly sexual happen at your workplace?
-- PB
Me: “Oh, hold on there, sir. You came too fast.”
Customer’s Wife: “Story of my life.”
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I haven't yet encountered anything like this in my line of work, although I have had a few people tell me what a nice voice I have. How about you folks? Ever had something weirdly sexual happen at your workplace?
-- PB
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6 comments:
Yes, and I was involved, but Daniel doesn't exactly like me to talk about it. ;-)
Frances: Aw! That's a shame. Is that because he too was involved.....? :)
-- PB
nope. he'd be ALL about talking about it if he'd BEEN involved. maybe if you ask him nicely he'll let me tell you the story. ;-)
@frances: Are you talking about the stuff with R.?
Frances, Daniel: Now you've both got me very curious. I shall have to interrogate you both over drinks, or something.
-- PB
@daniel - yes the stuff with r. you think it's not the story panser was after?
@panser - sounds like a plan. you make interrogation sound like fun!
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