Wednesday, October 7, 2009

"And Then They Fucked"

I forgot to mention that I threw up a parody piece at Spanky and Tiggs's Erotic Flash Fiction yesterday. I don't know what possessed me to do this, but the idea of writing some deliberately bad erotica just wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. It took longer than I thought and every bit of it was like gouging out my eyeballs with a spoon. It hurts to write that badly. :)

If you're morbidly curious, "And Then They Fucked" can be found here. I take no responsibility for bleeding from the eyes, nose, or ears upon reading.

-- PB
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4 comments:

  1. The TemptressOctober 7, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Yeah that was really bad. LOL. But amusing. Except I DO like an Armani suit.

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  2. The PanserbjørneOctober 7, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Temptress: Oh, so do I. No denying that Armani makes delectable stuff. It was more by the way of being a commentary on how everything in the story was just perfect: his expensive car, expensive suit, perfect appearance, huge cock, her perfect plastic body, etc. etc. etc.

    Glad you found it amusing!


    -- PB

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  3. Emma B.October 13, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    That was fun - I especially liked that his teeth "glinted audibly" and the fact that his "man-meat" kept getting larger from 11-inches to 13-inches. I can see why you just had to get that out of you. ;->

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  4. The PanserbjørneOctober 13, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    Emma: The 9-13 inches was one of my favorite bits...if I can have a favorite bit for something that bad. I was going to have it go from 9 to 23 inches in 2-inch increments but there's only so much silliness I can stand. :)

    -- PB

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-- PB