Via Fleshbot: How sad is it that in this clip featuring John Holmes and two pretty hot women (who's the blonde on top, anyway?) that the first thing I notice is the remixed Star Wars music in the background?
I am clearly far too much of a geek for my own good.
Found today at notalwaysright.com:
Dad: “I found the cause of your clog. Next time, just throw away your condoms. They don’t dissolve, so it’s bad for the toilet.”
Customer: “But my wife and I don’t use condoms…”
(There’s an awkward silence as the customer mulls over what he’s just said.)
Customer: “I think I’ll be having a talk with my wife now.”